| |
Animals Stank
Sunday,
July 2, 2000 - 08:48 pm:
Super Duper Ozz: Hey
ther
ViraPhage: hey
Super Duper Ozz: how are yew?
Super Duper Ozz: wear u from?
ViraPhage: am ok, am from ohio
Super Duper Ozz: kewl
Super Duper Ozz: whats aviraphage
ViraPhage: nothing...
Super Duper Ozz: you nothin?
ViraPhage: yep
Super Duper Ozz: oh aight
ViraPhage: and who are you?
Super Duper Ozz: I found you in that search for a buddy thang
ViraPhage: oh
Super Duper Ozz: yehp
ViraPhage: yeah
Super Duper Ozz: are you like talkin bout a phage in a book?
ViraPhage: you mean a page.. no thats not it
ViraPhage: i cant explain
Super Duper Ozz: why can't you
Super Duper Ozz: ?
ViraPhage: i just cant
Super Duper Ozz: why not?
Super Duper Ozz: you got fingers right?
ViraPhage: yes
ViraPhage: all 10 fingers... ones in a splint though. and i cant
bend half of my pinky.....
Super Duper Ozz: lol....what were YEW doin when yew did that?!?
Super Duper Ozz: HAA HA HA HA HAS
Super Duper Ozz: HHHAAAAHAHAAAAHAHHA
Super Duper Ozz: that was funny
Super Duper Ozz: Im laffin
Super Duper Ozz: HARD
ViraPhage: when i did which one?
Super Duper Ozz: you were doin somone when you had yer acksident?
Super Duper Ozz: hey
ViraPhage: very funny..... i was 7 or 8 when i cut my pinky in half.
and i was playing basketball when i broke this one
ViraPhage: im lucky i got to keep my pinky
Super Duper Ozz: aww
Super Duper Ozz: that stinks
ViraPhage: it has a pin in it
Super Duper Ozz: COOL
Super Duper Ozz: like inspector gadget's?
Super Duper Ozz: bet yew never lose that one
ViraPhage: no!!
Super Duper Ozz: yew always got somethin to right with
ViraPhage: not that kind of pin!
Super Duper Ozz: what kind then?
Super Duper Ozz: yew thar?
ViraPhage: its like..... a pin.... a.. i dont know what kind
Super Duper Ozz: then how dew yew know its in thar?
ViraPhage: the person who put it in, told me
Super Duper Ozz: and yew believe them?
Super Duper Ozz: the government is watchin us
Super Duper Ozz: them yellow cars
Super Duper Ozz: with TAXI on em are government spy cars
ViraPhage: uh ok
ViraPhage: yeah right
Super Duper Ozz: they are
Super Duper Ozz: I know it
ViraPhage: is not
Super Duper Ozz: yep
Super Duper Ozz: I know they are
ViraPhage: are not
Super Duper Ozz: yew are one of EM
ViraPhage: maybe i am, maybe i aint
Super Duper Ozz: you is!
Super Duper Ozz: Im a rebel
ViraPhage: thats nice
Super Duper Ozz: we gots them black hellercopters
ViraPhage: ok
Auto response from Super Duper Ozz: I am enjoying a fine meal with
3 courses complimented by 1946 Champagne de Moines and beluga Caviar.
I shall return after a game of squash out back on the heated courts.....chow
Super Duper Ozz: hey thar
Super Duper Ozz: Im back
ViraPhage: hey
Super Duper Ozz: wha chu up tew?
ViraPhage: nothing
Super Duper Ozz: ahh
Super Duper Ozz: cool
ViraPhage: yeah
Super Duper Ozz: tomorrow is monday!!
Super Duper Ozz: I can't wait
ViraPhage: uh why?
Super Duper Ozz: we're gunna take a 20,000 candle power spot
light
Super Duper Ozz: and spot light animals on back roads
Super Duper Ozz: n' run em over
ViraPhage: thats mean!!
Super Duper Ozz: they like it
ViraPhage: that is so cruel!!
Super Duper Ozz: I doubt the owners of the dogs like it though
ViraPhage: poor things..... you are cruel!!
Super Duper Ozz: naw
Super Duper Ozz: I aint cruel
ViraPhage: yes you are!
Super Duper Ozz: they don't feel it for tew long
Super Duper Ozz: if it doesn't kill em the first time we back
over it
Super Duper Ozz: like one time
Super Duper Ozz: we hit this possum
Super Duper Ozz: and it didn't kill it
Super Duper Ozz: it took TIN times to keel it
Super Duper Ozz: but we got it
Super Duper Ozz: then we left
Super Duper Ozz: and made a loop
ViraPhage: !!! I have 3 dogs, 2 kittens, 3 cats, 2 baby iguanas,
and 2 birds! im an animal lover here!!!!!
Super Duper Ozz: and when we got back
Super Duper Ozz: there was another one eatin it
Super Duper Ozz: so we ran that one over too
ViraPhage: you are totally cruel!!!!!
Super Duper Ozz: HA HA HA
Super Duper Ozz: we killed ma iguana
Super Duper Ozz: he whipped me with his tail
ViraPhage: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Super Duper Ozz: so I shot it with a 12 guage
ViraPhage: THE IGUANAS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!
Super Duper Ozz: well it lived
Super Duper Ozz: for a while
ViraPhage: shut up!!!!!
Super Duper Ozz: geez louise!
Super Duper Ozz: git yer panties outa a wad
Super Duper Ozz: we aint never run none over
Super Duper Ozz: well
Super Duper Ozz: that aint true
ViraPhage: shut up
ViraPhage: i dont wanna hear it...
Super Duper Ozz: we had to run some over in cancun
Super Duper Ozz: they are everyware
ViraPhage: i luv reptiles and rodents ok? cats and dogs and birds
i dont mind that much...
Super Duper Ozz: don't they eat eachother?
ViraPhage: lol
Super Duper Ozz: I wanna feed a rat tew a snake
Super Duper Ozz: and then cut the snake open and save the rat
Super Duper Ozz: that would show it
ViraPhage: my dad has a snake and 2 rats
Super Duper Ozz: COOL
Super Duper Ozz: feed them tew it
Super Duper Ozz: and then cut it open
ViraPhage: no, i like the rats more than i do the snake.. plus i
dont live with my dad
Super Duper Ozz: oh
Super Duper Ozz: aight
Super Duper Ozz: one time in ma garage
Super Duper Ozz: we was werkin on ma truck
Super Duper Ozz: and this here rat came out
Super Duper Ozz: I happened to have a nail gun handy
Super Duper Ozz: so I shot at it bout 15 times
ViraPhage: !!!!!!!!!!!
Super Duper Ozz: it nailed it into the cement
Super Duper Ozz: and it lived for 3 days
ViraPhage: THATS CRUEL
Super Duper Ozz: no it aint
ViraPhage: yes it is
Super Duper Ozz: on the third day I stomped it so it didn't
suffer no more
Super Duper Ozz: it aint like it died a slow death or nothin
ViraPhage: i told you i like rats
Super Duper Ozz: so?
Super Duper Ozz: I hate em
Super Duper Ozz: I made a land mine once
Super Duper Ozz: and we used it in the garage
Super Duper Ozz: I think it was a rat we got
Super Duper Ozz: I learnt how to make it from this here feller tha
was in vietnam and hat ta eat them rats
ViraPhage: ok... whatever
ViraPhage: a/s/l?
Super Duper Ozz: 19/m
ViraPhage: location?
Super Duper Ozz: south carolina
ViraPhage: in your info it says you are 16.....
Super Duper Ozz: thats ma brother
Super Duper Ozz: hes 16
ViraPhage: i see
Super Duper Ozz: yep
Super Duper Ozz: how old are yew?
ViraPhage: 13, will be 14 next month
Super Duper Ozz: oh aight
ViraPhage: .......
Super Duper Ozz: I have a friend that loves animals too
Super Duper Ozz: hes about your age
ViraPhage: whats his fav reptile?
Super Duper Ozz: heck...
Super Duper Ozz: i dunno
ViraPhage: lol ok
Super Duper Ozz: all I know is
Super Duper Ozz: HE LOVES TO EAT EM AND WEAR THEIR SKINS
ViraPhage: his fav bird?
Super Duper Ozz: chicken
Super Duper Ozz: it goes good with everything else
Super Duper Ozz: he just said bald eagle
ViraPhage: omg you are insane!!! lol
Super Duper Ozz: we are poaching in alaska this fall
Super Duper Ozz: anything that looks endangered is gunna DIE
ViraPhage: thats mean... shut up
Super Duper Ozz: there is a lot of money in endangered species
ViraPhage: :-(
Super Duper Ozz: I hate reptiles
ViraPhage: why?
Super Duper Ozz: I dunno
Super Duper Ozz: just dew
Super Duper Ozz: its fun to put out a heat rock at night
Super Duper Ozz: and get a snake on it
Super Duper Ozz: or a turtle
Super Duper Ozz: and then take freon
Super Duper Ozz: and FREEZE it
Super Duper Ozz: HAAA HA HA HA
ViraPhage: :'(
Super Duper Ozz: what would yew dew if I did that tew one of ur
animals?
ViraPhage: id sue you
Super Duper Ozz: haaa ha ha ah
Super Duper Ozz: I would keel the rest of ur animals
ViraPhage: you are so cruel.....
Super Duper Ozz: I wouldn't kill them
Super Duper Ozz: Im just kiddin
Super Duper Ozz: they are more fun to skin ALIVE
ViraPhage: :'(i cant believe you are so cruel
Super Duper Ozz: sure yew can
ViraPhage: i hate you
ViraPhage: whoa i think hes gonna leave me alone
Super Duper Ozz: who is?
ViraPhage: you
Super Duper Ozz: If I hated you as much as I do iguanas and all
reptiles in general I would drive to where you live and run you
over with a steam roller
Super Duper Ozz: like I would to any poor frog tryin to cross the
street
ViraPhage: whats wrong with kittens?
Super Duper Ozz: they taste terrible... |
|
|
