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Border Patrol
Sunday,
June 25, 2000 - 01:20 pm:
Ozz Guy: hello
memax2gc: Good afternoon
memax2gc: Where are you Ozz guy
Ozz Guy: At home
memax2gc: I got your pic
Ozz Guy: Will you tell me a story?!
memax2gc: I don't have one to tell
Ozz Guy: you must have one
Ozz Guy: everyone has stories
memax2gc: I was born , I lived and still live and onday I will die
Ozz Guy: ack!
Ozz Guy: really?
Ozz Guy: when?
memax2gc: I know ack is right
memax2gc: I was born in East Detroit exactly 60 years ago yeaterday.
Ozz Guy: happy birthday!
Ozz Guy: when are you going to die?
memax2gc: Thank You.
memax2gc: I have not idea could be today or any day the good Lord
decides.
Ozz Guy: good LOOOORD
Ozz Guy: maybe later today right?
memax2gc: I do live my life and am very happy how about you
Ozz Guy: I run over animals on my dirtbike and THAT makes me happy
memax2gc: I can believe that. Your at that age in your life
Ozz Guy: its fun
Ozz Guy: they go liek this: SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE
Ozz Guy: SWERVE
Ozz Guy: BUMP BUMP
Ozz Guy: lol
Ozz Guy: ha ha ha
memax2gc: I guess I see what you mean\
memax2gc: Does it make you feel powerful
Ozz Guy: yes!
Ozz Guy: liek superman!
Ozz Guy: and then I feel bad
Ozz Guy: so I go run some more over and I feel good again
memax2gc: Oh I'm sure you do
memax2gc: Why do you do that to animals? Why not people
Ozz Guy: GOOD IDEA!!
Ozz Guy: That would make me feel REALLY good!
memax2gc: YOu mean your wouldn't be afraid of retaliation.
Ozz Guy: no, my dirt bike is really fast
Ozz Guy: and they would be flat
memax2gc: And you know what, they would have a tire tread mark run
up their backs
Ozz Guy: lol, HA HA HA
Ozz Guy: I know!
Ozz Guy: Isn't that funny?
memax2gc: What grade in high school are you?
Ozz Guy: 10
Ozz Guy: why?
memax2gc: YOu will probably be changing your ideas in the next 2
years
memax2gc: I had two sons and we had a lot of fun as they were growing
up
Ozz Guy: you ran people over with them?
memax2gc: I don't mean it was painless because growing up is
pretty painful.
Ozz Guy: especially if you get hit by a dirtbike
memax2gc: NO they ran people over and I had to do the appologizing
Ozz Guy: HA HA HA
memax2gc: I am sorry I don't believe in that sort of talking.
Ozz Guy: why?
memax2gc: We are all people and need each other and if we ever believe
we don't we are in a workd of hurt
Ozz Guy: hmm...
Ozz Guy: good point
Ozz Guy: It says on your profile you are looking for a soul mate
Ozz Guy: can I be your soulmate?
Ozz Guy: my grandmother says they didn't always have refridgerators!
Ozz Guy: Isn't that funny?
Ozz Guy: She said a guy brought ice around
Ozz Guy: lol
memax2gc: Not if you talk bad about the people I happen to like
you can't be my soulmate
memax2gc: Your grandmother is right
Ozz Guy: why not?
Ozz Guy: no she isn't
Ozz Guy: there have always been fridges
Ozz Guy: you don't like me b/c of my age?
Ozz Guy: whats the difference between age, gender and ethnic background?
memax2gc: When I first moved to the small town where I grew up they
had ice boxe. The truck would come around and give out big blocks
of ice for the iceboxes.
Ozz Guy: Why can't I be your soulmate?!!?!?
Ozz Guy: REALLY!?!?
Ozz Guy: thats soooo cool
Ozz Guy: did they have cars yet?
memax2gc: I didn't say you couldn't be my soulmate because
of your age.
Ozz Guy: then why?
Ozz Guy: have you read pride and prejudice?
memax2gc: No I haven't read it. I was going to but I have hadother
bookx I liked better.
Ozz Guy: It is a classic
Ozz Guy: how can you have not read it?
Ozz Guy: how many languages do you speak?
memax2gc: Yes I know. Easy I don't have time to read much so
I read what I want to read and that is not one.
memax2gc: 3
Ozz Guy: what lanbguages?
memax2gc: American, English, Canadian
memax2gc: LOL
Ozz Guy: o..ok
Ozz Guy: I speak:
Ozz Guy: french
Ozz Guy: niggerish
Ozz Guy: english
Ozz Guy: german
Ozz Guy: spanish
Ozz Guy: italian
Ozz Guy: and portugese
Ozz Guy: ack
Ozz Guy: sp.
memax2gc: Well you can get a good job when you are old enough
Ozz Guy: Knwo what I want to do?
memax2gc: No what?
Ozz Guy: well..
memax2gc: that is a deep supject
Ozz Guy: I want to eventually be the McFry manager
Ozz Guy: and then after that
Ozz Guy: go to the DEA at the national guard office
Ozz Guy: and train for border control
Ozz Guy: and then
Ozz Guy: when I get the job
Ozz Guy: Get a REALLY big truck
Ozz Guy: with a snow plow
memax2gc: Oh you would be good at that
Ozz Guy: and a baseball bat
Ozz Guy: and get soem friends in the back
Ozz Guy: and maybe a cooler for the beer
memax2gc: Don't say it
Ozz Guy: and chase all the crazy foreigners down
Ozz Guy: and hit them witht he snow plow!
memax2gc: I am going to stop now because I dont like your talk
Ozz Guy: wouldn't that be fun? |
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