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Brain Damage
Sunday,
June 25, 2000 - 12:55 pm:
valstk: a/s/l please
Ozz Guy: hello
Ozz Guy: who are you?
valstk: lust some one that wants to talk to
you,can you please tell me your a/s/l
valstk: just sorry
Ozz Guy: hello?
Ozz Guy: do i know you?
valstk: no but can we talk?
Ozz Guy: okay
valstk: a/s/l
Ozz Guy: What do you want to talk
about?
Ozz Guy: Do I know you?
Ozz Guy: Where did you come from?
Ozz Guy: HELLO?
Ozz Guy: Do you live near me?
valstk: hi
Ozz Guy: Do I know you?
Ozz Guy: Hello
Ozz Guy: a/s/l?
valstk: 15/f/tx,you?
Ozz Guy: no, Im not a 15/f from texas
Ozz Guy: are you?
Ozz Guy: HELLO?
Ozz Guy: HEEELLO?
valstk: yes i am ,do you even know what a/s/l
means
Ozz Guy: age sex location
Ozz Guy: Right?
Ozz Guy: right right?
Ozz Guy: HELLO?
Ozz Guy: Can I borrow some beans for
the homeless?
valstk: yes,know tell me your a/s/l
Ozz Guy: asl?
Ozz Guy: is that a computer term?
Ozz Guy: hello?
Ozz Guy: Who are you?
Ozz Guy: Are you a hacker?
Ozz Guy: Hello, you were talking to my brother
valstk: hi
Ozz Guy: He isn't quite right
valstk: lol
valstk: a/s/l
Ozz Guy: its not funny
Ozz Guy: He got hit by a train
valstk: i am sorry i thought it was a loke,i am very very sorry
Ozz Guy: its allright, it was hard to deal with at first
Ozz Guy: 15/m/sc
valstk: i bet it was
Ozz Guy: he was running accross a train bridge thing and his legs
fell through
Ozz Guy: and he couldn't get loose
Ozz Guy: and he ducked and when it went over him it hit his head
valstk: that is so sad tell him i say hi
Ozz Guy: and severed 3 fingers
Ozz Guy: okay
Ozz Guy: he said you are pretty...
valstk: poor thing
Ozz Guy: So how are you?
valstk: fine and you?
Ozz Guy: hes dripping on my keyboard
Ozz Guy: other than that im fine
valstk: ok
Ozz Guy: what do you look like?
valstk: brown curly hair,brown eyes,5'1,110lbs,you?
Ozz Guy: blondish brown hair, blue eyes, 6', 155 pounds
Ozz Guy: pounds*
valstk: cool,you sound cute!
Ozz Guy: oh thank you
valstk: your welcome?
Ozz Guy: UGLY TURD
Ozz Guy: DArn it
Ozz Guy: he siygkg typi
Ozz Guy: ng
valstk: what?
Ozz Guy: I had to punch him
Ozz Guy: he was typing
Ozz Guy: he called you an ugly turd
Ozz Guy: I showed him
valstk: i know,what did you do?
Ozz Guy: I beat the poo out of him
Ozz Guy: hold on he needs his butt kicked again
valstk: why?
Ozz Guy: He is being dumb
Ozz Guy: he ran into a wall
Ozz Guy: HA HA HA
Ozz Guy: now he is spinning the cat around
valstk: why?
Ozz Guy: he fell down and the cat scratched him
Ozz Guy: hes crying now
Ozz Guy: what a tard
Ozz Guy: I don't know
Ozz Guy: he thinks it is funny
Ozz Guy: if my Dad was here he would throw a book at him
Ozz Guy: and lock him in the basement
Ozz Guy: I hate it when they do that
valstk: why?
Ozz Guy: he said Jim is ugly and doesn't want to look at him
valstk: what is going on over there?
Ozz Guy: He is taking his pants off!
Ozz Guy: GOD why can't he be normal!?
Ozz Guy: I have to throw a glass at him
Ozz Guy: hold on
valstk: ok
Ozz Guy: HA HA HA I HIT HIM IN THE HEAD
Ozz Guy: LOL
Ozz Guy: I showed him
valstk: that's not funny
Ozz Guy: Let me push him down into the basement and I will be right
back
Ozz Guy: hes bleeding so I have to clean that up
Ozz Guy: it may be a minute
Ozz Guy: okay Im back
Ozz Guy: I made him clean it up himself
Ozz Guy: and threw him down the stairs like my dad does
valstk: ok?
valstk: why?
Ozz Guy: are you there still?
valstk: yes
Ozz Guy: Because it is his blood not mine, why should I clean it
up?
valstk: why did you throw him down the stairs?
Ozz Guy: Because he didn't want to be locked in the dark
Ozz Guy: why else would I?
Ozz Guy: So...
valstk: i don't know
Ozz Guy: now that he is taken care of
Ozz Guy: how are you?
valstk: fine
Ozz Guy: thats good
valstk: so do you have a gf?
Ozz Guy: do you have any siblings?
Ozz Guy: yes
Ozz Guy: We are engaged
Ozz Guy: do you ride horses?
valstk: yes,and engaged at 15!!!!!!!
Ozz Guy: yeah...
Ozz Guy: everyone does it here
Ozz Guy: My grandma was thrown off a horse last week
valstk: what happened
Ozz Guy: she hit the ground...
valstk: why did she get thrown off
Ozz Guy: oh...
Ozz Guy: A coyote spooked it...a coyote is a wolf-dog mix right?
valstk: i guess
Ozz Guy: well thats what spooked it
valstk: ok
Ozz Guy: have you been thrown off a horse?
valstk: nope
Ozz Guy: Do you think she felt it?
valstk: felt what?
Ozz Guy: the ground
valstk: yeah!
Ozz Guy: i hope not
Ozz Guy: I liked her
valstk: hold on a minute ok?
Ozz Guy: ok
valstk: ok i am back
Ozz Guy: o, good
Ozz Guy: I was lonely
Ozz Guy: Its bad when that happens
valstk: i know what you mean
valstk: i have to go bye cuttie
Ozz Guy: so you think she felt a lot of pain?
Ozz Guy: when the horse sat on her?
valstk: i have to go bye cuttie
Ozz Guy: ok
Ozz Guy: bye |
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