NOTE: This conversation was not done by a Thats-Crazy Staff member. In the email I received with this conversation IPF17 asked that for it to be expressed that he was only kidding about this stuff and he is sorry if you are offended.

IPF17: Hey, do you know anything about cars?
EcLiPsErEb: i don't know not really, why?
IPF17: ok, i did a search for people who were interested in cars and your name came up
IPF17: so your interested in cars?
EcLiPsErEb: oh well this is not my screen name but i do like cars
IPF17: cool, what kind of car do you have?
EcLiPsErEb: 97 mustang
IPF17: cool, is it a GT?
EcLiPsErEb: no i wish i had a cobra
IPF17: so do i
IPF17: I have a '93 5.0 Convert.
IPF17: Or should I sad "had"
EcLiPsErEb: oh really?
IPF17: the thing is all messed up
IPF17: See, I had engine trouble
IPF17: I was racing it
EcLiPsErEb: oh well that sux
IPF17: and the thing started screaching
IPF17: and doing all kinds of weird stuff
IPF17: so I pulled over and popped the hood
IPF17: and guess what....
EcLiPsErEb: what?
IPF17: my neighbor's cat had climbed up in there, it got too hot for it
so it started tearing stuff up
EcLiPsErEb: are you serious?
IPF17: it was something like $1500 worth of damage
IPF17: and to make matters worse, my neighbor refused to pay for it
IPF17: so I had to kill his cat
EcLiPsErEb: ahhhhh
IPF17: then I broke his window and stuffed the rotting corpse in
IPF17: the guystarted shooting at me
EcLiPsErEb: gross
IPF17: ...did I mention that I live in South Carolina?
IPF17: everyone here is a stupid redneck
EcLiPsErEb: oic
IPF17: so I got my friends F-350 4x4 and rammed his trailer
IPF17: ...all this damage because of one stupid cat
IPF17: really quite sad
IPF17: now my car is a mess
IPF17: and his house is
IPF17: I shot out his tires
EcLiPsErEb: ****
IPF17: well, he shouldn't have shot at me first
IPF17: what would you have done?
EcLiPsErEb: i would have let my dad take car of it
IPF17: my dad don't do nothing but sit around and drink
IPF17: he thought it was funny what I did to him
EcLiPsErEb: oh well i'm sorry
IPF17: what, you criticizing my dad?
IPF17: He's the sheriff too
EcLiPsErEb: no i'm not
EcLiPsErEb: really?
IPF17: yeah, but he don't do nothing
IPF17: just sit around and drink
IPF17: but he gets an extra $2500 a year
IPF17: he's also an officer in the clan
IPF17: but everyone is around here
IPF17: They'll kill you if you don't join
EcLiPsErEb: that's weird
EcLiPsErEb: ****
IPF17: why is it weird?
EcLiPsErEb: cause that's just not how it is around here
IPF17: where you live?
IPF17: just because we ain't like you don't me were weird, maybe ya'lls the
weird ones
IPF17: *mean
EcLiPsErEb: Texas
IPF17: man, ya'll have the clan too
IPF17: ain't you in it?
IPF17: you white right?
EcLiPsErEb: i'm not in it but i'm white
IPF17: oh, aight
IPF17: We practice shooting at cans
IPF17: afriCANs
IPF17: mexiCANS
IPF17: lol
IPF17: I never actually got one myself
IPF17: but pa got him quite a few
IPF17: he strings up their thumbs on the porch
EcLiPsErEb: that's mean
IPF17: no it ain't, they done stole pa's truck
IPF17: so we chased them down in my car
IPF17: ...shot them
IPF17: ...and cut off their thumbs
IPF17: ...that'll learn them
IPF17: of course that was before the cat
IPF17: now I don't have a good car
IPF17: I have to drive one of the ones in the yard
IPF17: well, i gots to go.
IPF17: neighbor's shootin at my dogs
EcLiPsErEb: ok later
EcLiPsErEb: ok
IPF17: I'll kill him
IPF17: bye
EcLiPsErEb: later