Super Duper Ozz: hello
Crazed VW: hi
Super Duper Ozz: how are you?
Crazed VW: alright
Super Duper Ozz: do you know a lot about cars?
Crazed VW: somewhat
Super Duper Ozz: maybe you could help me?
Crazed VW: ok
Super Duper Ozz: everytime i start my truck
Super Duper Ozz: lots of smoke goes everywhere
Super Duper Ozz: how do i make it stop?
Super Duper Ozz: Ive just been driving around with it the way it is
Crazed VW: i dunno
Crazed VW: then take it somewhere to get it fixed.
Super Duper Ozz: do you need to see a picture of it?
Super Duper Ozz: im poor
Crazed VW: let me correct myself
Super Duper Ozz: I can't afford to
Crazed VW: i know more about VWs
Super Duper Ozz:
Crazed VW: other then that, i don't know
Super Duper Ozz: well, look at that and see if you have any ideas
Super Duper Ozz: can you help?
Crazed VW: no.
Super Duper Ozz: well, why is it doing that?
Crazed VW: i don't know!
Super Duper Ozz: maybe my foot is on the brake...
Super Duper Ozz: could that do it?
Crazed VW: no
Super Duper Ozz: are you SURE?
Crazed VW: yes
Crazed VW: it looks like you're possibly burning oil
Super Duper Ozz: really?
Crazed VW: yea
Super Duper Ozz:
Super Duper Ozz: what does that look like?
Crazed VW: like a dumb*** wearing out his brakes

*NOTE from the Staff of Thats-Crazy:
TIRES not brakes...*