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Miss Optimist
Sunday,
June 25, 2000 - 01:06 pm:
Ozz Guy: Hey!
Ozz Guy: You Know a bunch about stars and stuff?
Ariz Animal: Hi Ozz Guy. No, I'm not into astrology, but am
interested in astromony, if that's what you mean.
Ozz Guy: Is that like stars and aliens n stuff?
Ariz Animal: Even though I am very interested in science to
pick up the pace on making all those neat stuff on Star
Trek, Phaser, Shields, remote medical sensors especially, I
have a hard time believing that there are aliens.
Ariz Animal: What about stars & stuff are you interested in?
Ozz Guy: Not really
Ozz Guy: thats why I imed you
Ozz Guy: I need me some help
Ariz Animal: School project or what?
Ozz Guy: Naw
Ozz Guy: I will tell you what happened
Ozz Guy: : I was sitting on ma deck enjoying a nice cold beer with
my friends
Ozz Guy: and the sky got real bright
Ozz Guy: and then a bunch stuff got in ma beer
Ozz Guy: so I looked down to get it out
Ozz Guy: And Ill be darned if a star didn't fall in ma pool!
Ozz Guy: There was fire
Ozz Guy: and smoke and steam and all kindsa stuff every where
Ozz Guy: What do I do with it?
Ariz Animal: That would make a very interesting scientific
study. I would sell it to scientist and make some money with it!
Ozz Guy: You don't reckon there are martian men in it
or anything do you?
Ariz Animal: Your name in the paper and all those girls that
would surround you, now that you're a celebraty.
Ariz Animal: No, no such animal.
Ozz Guy: well, where are the controls to get the star
outa ma pool so I can swim?
Ozz Guy: It warmed up the water right nice
Ariz Animal: Even if there were, they may want to study you.
Ozz Guy: Me?
Ozz Guy: Are they gonna do one of them anal probes on me?!
Ozz Guy: that aint no good at all
Ariz Animal: You never had anything stuck in your anus before?
Ozz Guy: I got my remington ready if them science folk try to stick
any tubes and what not up ma rear
Ozz Guy: Heck NAW
Ozz Guy: its got a sign that says EXIT ONLY
Ozz Guy: aint nothin goin in thar
Ariz Animal: Glad to see you have a bit of humor!
Ariz Animal: Must be nice to have a warm pool to swim in.
Ozz Guy: ya I reckon
Ozz Guy: Hey you don't think I could get any kinda radio active
materials and what not on me do ya?
Ariz Animal: Oh, gosh darn it!! I almost forgot to tell you about
that!!! You don't have a giga counter, do you?
Ozz Guy: a giga what?
Ariz Animal: A radiation meter!
Ozz Guy: My boy's got him some pokemans
Ariz Animal: Oh man! You're probably flooded with radiation
now. Your house will be contaminated for years to come!!
Ozz Guy: Whats that mean?
Ozz Guy: That aint bad is it?
Ariz Animal: You may get warped face, age so fast, and all that
stuff. I would first call the authorities and get you checked out!
Ariz Animal: But you can't be afraid of anal probes!
Ozz Guy: aww naw...
Ozz Guy: they gunna stick one of them thangs up ma butt hole?!
Ozz Guy: I feel older allready
Ariz Animal: The probe may be used to check the radiation in your
body.
Ozz Guy: the heck it will
Ozz Guy: I will break his darn fingers off
Ariz Animal: No other symtoms that I know of, except that you actually
start feeling better at first. You know with all that energy that
the radiation gave you.
Ozz Guy: really?
Ozz Guy: i don't feel no different
Ariz Animal: Break who's fingers??
Ozz Guy: them doctor folk
Ozz Guy: always pokin and prodin'
Ozz Guy: Been livin in these parts for 44 years
Ozz Guy: aint never been to one of them
Ozz Guy: cept one time when I got kicked in the face by a horse
and got run over
Ozz Guy: and I swear to this day i didn't need no stitches
Ariz Animal: Any friends with you now?
Ozz Guy: yeah
Ariz Animal: How do they feels?
Ozz Guy: mammy and pappy is out watchin the fre though
Ozz Guy: they feel fine too
Ozz Guy: hold on
Ozz Guy: my dog is whinin'
Ariz Animal: Do they suddenly feel energetic?
Ozz Guy: Aww naw
Ozz Guy: ma dog done shed on my new carpet
Ozz Guy: she went and pulled out all her hair just to make me mad
Ariz Animal: Dog still barking at the star?
Ozz Guy: no she stopped bout 15 minutes ago and laid down
Ozz Guy: and started a pullin out her hair
Ariz Animal: Ok, do you want to go now and clean it up? I understand.
Ozz Guy: naw I made ma wife pick it up
Ariz Animal: Dang, just about how old is you folks?
Ozz Guy: my mammy?
Ozz Guy: 64
Ozz Guy: and pappy is 67
Ariz Animal: Are you and your friends enjoying this event?
Ozz Guy: HECK yeah
Ozz Guy: them crazy fools got them some marshmallers out thar now
Ariz Animal: I just finished watching a movie on TV and then came
to the computer. Kinda boring until you made contact with me. I
just started with this program of sending instant messages, so I
don't know how to make new
contacts. You're the first to chat with me with this program.
Ariz Animal: What (generally) part of the country are you
in? We have horses in Arizona too!
Ozz Guy: I live in south carolina
Ozz Guy: My great great grand pappy fought in the war of northern
agreshen '
Ozz Guy: Hmm...
Ozz Guy: I wonder what I should do with this here star
Ozz Guy: It aint glowin too much no more
Ariz Animal: How big is it anyways?
Ozz Guy: must not have been a very brght star
Ozz Guy: about as big as the trailer
Ariz Animal: Heck. Get the scientist to come out there. They'll
take it out for free. Otherwise, you'll need to rent a crane
yourself.
Ozz Guy: i got me a crane back in the woods somewhere
Ariz Animal: Did you take a good like at it? I hope someone just
didn't drive their vehicle into your pool!
Ozz Guy: naw, it felland got dirt and stuff in ma beer!
Ozz Guy: i was gonna shoot it for ruinin ma beer but you told me
bout makin money and bein famous and all and decided not to
Ozz Guy: Im really tired all a sudden
Ozz Guy: Im bout to go to sleep
Ozz Guy: right here on htis eher keboard
Ariz Animal: Well, thanks for the chat. I'm editing my old messages
to free up some space. Have a good sleep!
Ozz Guy: Oh no
Ozz Guy: My eye is bleedin
Ozz Guy: thsi aint good
Ozz Guy: I gotta go
Ozz Guy: thanks for the help
Ozz Guy: bye |
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