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Hey! That aint
funny...
Sunday,
June 25, 2000 - 01:08 pm
Ozz Guy: Hey
Jeannie257: Hello.
Ozz Guy: You know a bunch about stars and stuff?
Jeannie257: yuppers I do..
Jeannie257: astrology?
Ozz Guy: Well, I have a problem
Jeannie257: a/s/l?
Ozz Guy: Do you think you could help me?
Ozz Guy: 44/m/sc
Jeannie257: sure..
Ozz Guy: okay thats good
Ozz Guy: Aight
Ozz Guy: I was just asittin on my porch drinking a beer with my
boy
Jeannie257: yuppers
Ozz Guy: when all o a sudden tehre was this here bright flash
Jeannie257: okay..
Ozz Guy: and dirt and stuff got in ma dirnk
Ozz Guy: so I looked down
Jeannie257: okay...
Ozz Guy: and Ill be darned if a Gosh Darned star didn't fall
in my pool
Ozz Guy: and it was a'smokin
Ozz Guy: and steamin'
Ozz Guy: and I don't know what to do with it
Ozz Guy: I thought I would get one of yall to help me out
Jeannie257: well that's good luck I've heard..
Jeannie257: if you catch a falling star..
Ozz Guy: Well, how the heck do I swim aroudn it?
Ozz Guy: hey...
Jeannie257: I would take it out of your pool
Ozz Guy: you don't think there are any martians or anythang
in thar do ya?
Ozz Guy: does it have controls?
Jeannie257: I don't htink so, I mean I believe in aliens, but
I don't think your metorite is full of them
Ozz Guy: what if they are in one of them hypernetic
sleeps or whatever its called?
Jeannie257: I don't htink so
Ozz Guy: Well i reckon thats good
Ozz Guy: but how the heck do I get it out?
Jeannie257: how big is it?
Ozz Guy: almost as big as the trailer
Jeannie257: oh shit... that's big.. well
Jeannie257: I would call a reasearch center...
Jeannie257: I'm sure there's one in your area that deals
w/ that..
Ozz Guy: with martian men and stuff?
Ozz Guy: Am I gunna be famous?
Jeannie257: I dunno..
Ozz Guy: Heck, teh only time Ive ever been on TV was
that one time when a huge twister came through here
Ozz Guy: and ate up all them cows
Jeannie257: well I dunno..
Ozz Guy: Its still a smokin out thar
Jeannie257: wow... well I would call someone..
Ozz Guy: hey they aren't gonna do one of them anal probes on
my rear end are they...you reckon?
Jeannie257: no I don't think so
Ozz Guy: aight thats good
Ozz Guy: I don't want no one stickin what nts up ma butt
Jeannie257: okay...
Jeannie257: I would for sure call someone..
Ozz Guy: I did
Ozz Guy: I called my pappy
Ozz Guy: and my mammy
Ozz Guy: and a few friends
Ozz Guy: they is all out thar right now lookin at it
Jeannie257: I mean a scientist
Ozz Guy: Well, my pappy can read and write pretty good
Ozz Guy: and I did a science project on tators in sixth grade
Jeannie257: kewl...
Ozz Guy: yeant
Ozz Guy: hey, you wanna come see my big star?
Jeannie257: you're a bit far
Ozz Guy: where you at?
Jeannie257: ontario, canada
Ozz Guy: wheres that?
Ozz Guy: you near them crazy russians?
Ozz Guy: I heard tehy was invading us
Ozz Guy: in black hellicopters
Ozz Guy: well
Jeannie257: you don't where CAnada is..
Ozz Guy: I guess I better get out in that pool before it gets cold
Jeannie257: yup
Ozz Guy: aight well
Ozz Guy: ay wait
Ozz Guy: it aint bad for me to be swimming out onder
liek that is it?
Jeannie257: hi
Jeannie257: I dunno the aliens might get ya
Ozz Guy: AwW nawl
Ozz Guy: really?
Ozz Guy: do I need to get ma gun!?
Jeannie257: no I'm just messing w/ ya
Ozz Guy: oh aight
Ozz Guy: that aint funny
Jeannie257: yes it is
Ozz Guy: well im gettin ma gun anyway
Jeannie257: okay |
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