750 MHz Computer

Funny IMs: Tech Support: 750 MHz Computer

Thursday, March 9, 2000 - 02:41 pm:

Super Duper Ozz: Hey
A 1 Bruza: hiya
A 1 Bruza: so...who r u?
Super Duper Ozz: Im chris
Super Duper Ozz: don't hack me though, I just need help
A 1 Bruza: ok--Im Andy, nice to meet u
A 1 Bruza: what u need help with
Super Duper Ozz: I want AOL
Super Duper Ozz: and I can't get it to work
A 1 Bruza: what r u using now?
Super Duper Ozz: are you going to hack me with it?
Super Duper Ozz: or make my computer a virus
Super Duper Ozz: please don't
A 1 Bruza: with what?
A 1 Bruza: I dont know how to hack
A 1 Bruza: (and I hate viruses):-)
Super Duper Ozz: Im using MSN the MN part means microsoft network
Super Duper Ozz: im not sure what s means though
A 1 Bruza: ok
A 1 Bruza: why wont AOL work?
Super Duper Ozz: I can't get it to work in my DVD drive
A 1 Bruza: u have a cdrom ?
Super Duper Ozz: yes
A 1 Bruza: and a DVD?
Super Duper Ozz: yes
A 1 Bruza: did u try using th cdrom?
Super Duper Ozz: yes
Super Duper Ozz: it makes a crunching noise and doesn't shut all the way
Super Duper Ozz: so i put it in the dvd player and it fits better
A 1 Bruza: ic
A 1 Bruza: wierd
Super Duper Ozz: yeah, I know
A 1 Bruza: u prob need a new disk
Super Duper Ozz: Im pretty new with computers
Super Duper Ozz: whats wrong with this one
A 1 Bruza: or u could download AOL
Super Duper Ozz: are they not suposed to be black?
Super Duper Ozz: I don't want to do that
Super Duper Ozz: my friend used it
Super Duper Ozz: and it worked fine for him
A 1 Bruza: black?
A 1 Bruza: what do u mean
A 1 Bruza: the CD?
A 1 Bruza: hmm
Super Duper Ozz: cd?
Super Duper Ozz: i don't have a cd
Super Duper Ozz: can I buy that at best buy?
A 1 Bruza: so what did u put in the cdrom?
Super Duper Ozz: thats where my dad bought my computer
A 1 Bruza: dont worry about buying ne thing
Super Duper Ozz: its 750 gigamegs or some jumbo
Super Duper Ozz: the little black aol thing
A 1 Bruza: u mean u have a floppy disk?
A 1 Bruza: 3.5 in square?
Super Duper Ozz: its nto very floppy
Super Duper Ozz: it made a crunching noise
Super Duper Ozz: whats that mean?
Super Duper Ozz: I only have one disk
A 1 Bruza: is it a 3.5 in square plastic disk
Super Duper Ozz: no, its a square not a disk
A 1 Bruza: ??
A 1 Bruza: is it circular?
Super Duper Ozz: no
Super Duper Ozz: its a square
Super Duper Ozz: what do I do?
Super Duper Ozz: where do i buy a new one?
Super Duper Ozz: are you there still?
A 1 Bruza: yup
A 1 Bruza: figure out ur prob yet?
Super Duper Ozz: no
Super Duper Ozz: it still won't fit
A 1 Bruza: the disk it goes in the floppy disk drive
Super Duper Ozz: and the dvd thing won't open as fast now
Super Duper Ozz: no, it goes in the dvd drive
A 1 Bruza: the little slot under the drives
Super Duper Ozz: thats what they said to do at bestbuy
A 1 Bruza: no
Super Duper Ozz: do i have to open the computer?
A 1 Bruza: what??
A 1 Bruza: no
A 1 Bruza: dont open the computer
Super Duper Ozz: or should I take it back in and have them do it?
Super Duper Ozz: are you sure?
A 1 Bruza: dont u have a rectangular slot?
A 1 Bruza: that the disk will fit into?
Super Duper Ozz: yeah
A 1 Bruza: (do not use the dvd or cdrom
A 1 Bruza: slide the disk in to the slot
A 1 Bruza: got it??
Super Duper Ozz: it won't fit
Super Duper Ozz: this sucks
Super Duper Ozz: im throwing this stupid piece of junk computer away
Super Duper Ozz: I like my corvettes better anyway
A 1 Bruza: make sure the little round metal part is on the botom
A 1 Bruza: sure u do
Super Duper Ozz: nah
Super Duper Ozz: thanks anyway
Super Duper Ozz: Im throwing this piece of trash away
Super Duper Ozz: let the garbage man mess with it
A 1 Bruza: the computer or the disk?
Super Duper Ozz: the computer
Super Duper Ozz: its the one thats broken
A 1 Bruza: send it to me
Super Duper Ozz: why would i throw the disk away?
Super Duper Ozz: the disk?
Super Duper Ozz: no, im giving it back to my friend
A 1 Bruza: Ill take the computer
A 1 Bruza: (usaid u were throwing it away)
Super Duper Ozz: I am
A 1 Bruza: how much did it cost?
Super Duper Ozz: you don't want it and I don't know how to email it to you.
A 1 Bruza: sure I do
A 1 Bruza: what kind is it
Super Duper Ozz: its only 750 gigamegs or something

*At the time 750 MHz was FAST*

A 1 Bruza: what brand
Super Duper Ozz: and it has 30 kilomegs on the
harddisk
Super Duper Ozz: umm...
Super Duper Ozz: where is that?
A 1 Bruza: compaq, hewlett packard, intel
Super Duper Ozz: it says AOPEN when it turns on
Super Duper Ozz: oh it is an intel
A 1 Bruza: what else does it say?
Super Duper Ozz: pentium 3
A 1 Bruza: ok
Super Duper Ozz: and acer
Super Duper Ozz: anyway
A 1 Bruza: sure, Ill take it off ur hands
Super Duper Ozz: Im going now
Super Duper Ozz: you don't want it
Super Duper Ozz: bye
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