NOTE: This girl had a thing in her profile saying "If all my friends were jumping off a bridge I would be at the bottom to catch them" or something similar to that. This whole thing is based off her little metaphore.

TinaSk8s: alright...
Super Duper Ozz: if all my friends were jumping off a bridge I would jump too b/c it would probably be safe
TinaSk8s: its not supposed to be literal...its a metaphore
Super Duper Ozz: well i would jump
Super Duper Ozz: it sounds pretty safe
Super Duper Ozz: and if my friends were jumping off a bridge I doubt I could catch them
Super Duper Ozz: and there would probably be water
TinaSk8s: it just means that if they were ever in trouble i would be there to save them
Super Duper Ozz: why would they be in trouble?
Super Duper Ozz: I would be pretty angry if I was jumping off a bridge and somone ruined it by trying to catch me
Super Duper Ozz: but thats just me
TinaSk8s: not meaning a bridge becasue we jump off waterfalls and bridges all the time, like say me and all my friends wanted to drink one night i would volunteer to be dd*...now do you get it?

* NOTE: D.D. Stands for Designated Driver. If you didn't figure that one out why don't you IM me for a nice little feature on this website. Super Duper Ozz

Super Duper Ozz: I bet my friends would too
Super Duper Ozz: youre not old enough to drink though
Super Duper Ozz: and only a dumb person would jump off a bridge into beer bottles...
Super Duper Ozz: so how is that even relevant?
TinaSk8s: the jumping off a bridge thing is just a metaphore to life and that i will always be there for my friends if they need me
Super Duper Ozz: ahh I get it
Super Duper Ozz: so whether its a brisge or maybe an airplane... they will reach maximum velocity and you will die with them regardless right?
Super Duper Ozz: you take a long time to respond
Super Duper Ozz: are you helping a friend or something?
TinaSk8s: well im not just talking to you
Super Duper Ozz: why not?
TinaSk8s: why not what/
Super Duper Ozz: I don't know
Super Duper Ozz: I don't know anything
TinaSk8s: you are so confusing
Super Duper Ozz: ignore me
Super Duper Ozz: I don't know
Super Duper Ozz: I didn't know I was confusing!
Super Duper Ozz: aaaack
Super Duper Ozz: hey, you don't skate do you?
TinaSk8s: anyways...lets just drop the whole quote think because we obviously arent going to agree....figure skate
Super Duper Ozz: you don't have to be rude... how was I suposed to figure you skate?
TinaSk8s: no....i figure skate...you know iceskating
TinaSk8s: also called figure skating
Super Duper Ozz: why didn't you just say it was ice skating?
TinaSk8s: because i call it figure skating but from now on i will have to say ice skating instead so peopel dont get confused i guess
Super Duper Ozz: I ice skate
Super Duper Ozz: when its REALLY cold
Super Duper Ozz: I get buckets of water
Super Duper Ozz: and pour them in the road at night
Super Duper Ozz: and in the morning there are a few inches of ice
Super Duper Ozz: and I can skate for a few hours before these bullies come and ruin it in their little yellow truck
TinaSk8s: ae you kidding?
Super Duper Ozz: they are just mad b/c I don't have to drive all the way to the ice skating place
Super Duper Ozz: um... why would i be kidding
Super Duper Ozz: I have pictures I can scan later for you
Super Duper Ozz: I have to skate between cars though
TinaSk8s: because i have never heard of anyone doing that before
Super Duper Ozz: after about 11 though they are all gone
Super Duper Ozz: you should try it
TinaSk8s: no thats alright ill just stick with oging to the rinks
TinaSk8s: anyways..im giogn to get off now...ill talk to you later..dont forget to scan the pics
TinaSk8s: byebye
Super Duper Ozz: bye!
TinaSk8s signed off at 3:25:26 PM.