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Witch
Sunday,
June 25, 2000 - 01:25 pm:
GothicChic84: wanna
chat
Ozz Guy: ok
GothicChic84: koo
Ozz Guy: ya
Ozz Guy: are you gothic?
GothicChic84: soooooo
GothicChic84: yeah just alot
Ozz Guy: do you worship satan?
Ozz Guy: I do
Ozz Guy: Satan is my leader
Ozz Guy: Everyone at my school does
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: we have cults
Ozz Guy: do you?
Ozz Guy: you should join a cult
GothicChic84: no
GothicChic84: i think cults r gay
Ozz Guy: you can join my cult
Ozz Guy: gay people are welcome
Ozz Guy: Not too welcome though...
GothicChic84: i aint gay cults are gay i will stick with wicca
Ozz Guy: wicca?
Ozz Guy: youre wiccan?
Ozz Guy: Can you cast spells on rocks and make them dance?
GothicChic84: yea
GothicChic84: not yet
Ozz Guy: oh
Ozz Guy: What kind of staff do you have?
GothicChic84: staff??
Ozz Guy: yes
Ozz Guy: for which to channel your power
GothicChic84: i dont know ask my master that gay *** question!
Ozz Guy: SHUTUP
Ozz Guy: I WILL HAVE SATAN CONDEMN YOUR SOUL TO ETERNAL SUFFERING
Ozz Guy: AND MAKE THE MOON FALL ON YOU
Ozz Guy: how would you like that?
GothicChic84: oh really when
Ozz Guy: Or what if I had satan close every line you got in at K-Mart
for the rest of your life
Ozz Guy: Do you know Schnippers Von Dincky?
GothicChic84: i dont go to K-mart
Ozz Guy: He is a powerful warlock
GothicChic84: koo
Ozz Guy: Where DO you shop? Crazywiccans.com?
Ozz Guy: Hey is wicca the same as that stuff my mom's baskets
are made of?
GothicChic84: no Gadzookes and Flash Forward and Hot Topic
GothicChic84: Oh and Spencers
Ozz Guy: Where do you live?
GothicChic84: in a town
Ozz Guy: In texas?
GothicChic84: in a house
Ozz Guy: We have many members in texas
GothicChic84: in texas
Ozz Guy: Can you make things fly?
GothicChic84: thats nice i dont wanna hear about your gay cult
Ozz Guy: my cult is not gay
GothicChic84: yes i can make things fly
Ozz Guy: we could beat your gay witch group any day
GothicChic84: ok than your **** cult
GothicChic84: ok
Ozz Guy: well what if i made a baseball bat fly at you and knock
some sense into you?
GothicChic84: if you think so
GothicChic84: i have sense
GothicChic84: i dont need any more
Ozz Guy: make something fly right now
Ozz Guy: i want to see it
Ozz Guy: Make my pen fly
GothicChic84: i cant you r too far from me
Ozz Guy: ya, i bet
Ozz Guy: make something fly and take a picture and send it to me
GothicChic84: i would not make your pen fly any way
Ozz Guy: make it fly away
Ozz Guy: like a bird
Ozz Guy: FREE BIRD
Ozz Guy: I will pray for you
Ozz Guy: I am really not a satanist
GothicChic84: you r cracking me up
Ozz Guy: I will pray to God for you
Ozz Guy: So he will save your soul
Ozz Guy: GOD LOVES YOU
GothicChic84: my soul is saved deer
GothicChic84: and i know God loves me
Ozz Guy: youre a crazy rock worhipping devil girl!
Ozz Guy: You can't know that
Ozz Guy: you pagan infidel!
GothicChic84: no i aint
Ozz Guy: Yes you are!!!
Ozz Guy: TO HECK WITH YOU
Ozz Guy: GOD IS SUPREME
GothicChic84: no i aint i am sweet
Ozz Guy: no, you are a gothic freaky devil worshipper
GothicChic84: i am onocent
GothicChic84: no i dont worshep the devil
Ozz Guy: riiiight
Ozz Guy: thats what all the witches said in salem
GothicChic84: you are crazy
Ozz Guy: YOU ARE CRAZY
Ozz Guy: YOU MAKE THINGS FLY WITH THE DEVIL
GothicChic84: no i aint the one spazing out hun
Ozz Guy: you can't even make my stuff fly!
GothicChic84: no i dont
Ozz Guy: You are CRAZY
GothicChic84: i am a good witch
Ozz Guy: I bet youre a hacker too!
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: NO YOU ARE AN EVIL WITCH
Ozz Guy: AND A HACKING PORN STAR
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: DIE DIE DIE!!!
Ozz Guy: What do you do that is so non-evil?
Ozz Guy: Do you raise "good" demons from heck?
GothicChic84: why do that when i can be alive
GothicChic84: i raise good spirits from heven
Ozz Guy: YOURE CRAZY
GothicChic84: no u r
Ozz Guy: maybe they don't WANT to be raised
GothicChic84: this is fun
Ozz Guy: Do you think you can make my g/f's ghosts go away?
GothicChic84: i ask them first
GothicChic84: if their really is on i would have to be there and
i would have to know you and get to know her
Ozz Guy: I wanna do it
Ozz Guy: I WANNA DO IT
Ozz Guy: TELL ME HOW!!!
GothicChic84: do what
Ozz Guy: i wanna talk to them
Ozz Guy: What do I do?
Ozz Guy: Can I buy a phone for it?
GothicChic84: you have to be in wicca
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: ya ya ya okay im wicker now
Ozz Guy: now how do i make them go away and do stuff?
GothicChic84: no you aint?
Ozz Guy: Can I make them get apple juice for me?
Ozz Guy: Do they read IMs?
GothicChic84: you have to be traiend and made in to a worlock
GothicChic84: no
GothicChic84: they can
Ozz Guy: Okay make me a worlock
Ozz Guy: Im ready...
Ozz Guy: Im waiting...
Ozz Guy: Worlock me!
Ozz Guy: well?
GothicChic84: it takes months to do that dude
Ozz Guy: Well give me the express lesson
GothicChic84: i cant juss think of some one to give majic to
GothicChic84: i have to get in your mind.
Ozz Guy: can I buy it at k-mart?
Ozz Guy: ack
Ozz Guy: get out
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: get out
GothicChic84: i aint in]
Ozz Guy: o okay
Ozz Guy: good
GothicChic84: oh
GothicChic84: if i was in there you would know it!
Ozz Guy: how
Ozz Guy: ?
GothicChic84: you would hear my voice
Ozz Guy: ACK!!
Ozz Guy: I hear a voice NOW!!
Ozz Guy: oh wait..
Ozz Guy: thats my cd
Ozz Guy: lol
GothicChic84: you r funny
GothicChic84: i have a very sexy voice
Ozz Guy: make me a worlock
Ozz Guy: i bet...
GothicChic84: i cant......you bet WHAT
Ozz Guy: why can't you??
GothicChic84: i juss cant
Ozz Guy: you can make stuff fly and can't make me a worlock!
Ozz Guy: I can see the future in dreams
GothicChic84: it takes much much practice
GothicChic84: so can i but they ainy=t in my drems
GothicChic84: ^aint
Ozz Guy: I can hear things when Im alone
Ozz Guy: I see dead people
GothicChic84: thats the voices in your head
GothicChic84: they r telling you something
Ozz Guy: ACK thunder
Ozz Guy: hurry make me a worlock so I can make it go away
GothicChic84: i cant so quit asking me
Ozz Guy: why not?
GothicChic84: i am not stong enough to
Ozz Guy: why not?
GothicChic84: i am still under a master's poweer
Ozz Guy: Well...
Ozz Guy: get them to do it
GothicChic84: i told you
Ozz Guy: do they have AIM?
GothicChic84: no
GothicChic84: my master is in france i dont know his life
GothicChic84: dont ask me again
Ozz Guy: okay
Ozz Guy: can i call him?
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: y not?
GothicChic84: he would probably do a spell on you
Ozz Guy: COOL
Ozz Guy: REALLY?!?!
Ozz Guy: Like make me a frog?
GothicChic84: lets talk about somehing else
GothicChic84: no
GothicChic84: i dont know i aint him]
Ozz Guy: Thats what I would do
GothicChic84: kool not him
GothicChic84: you r one crazy mother ******
Ozz Guy: eww thats gross
GothicChic84: i gotta go
Ozz Guy: Do not go!!!
Ozz Guy: If you go I will cast a POWERFUL spell on you!
Ozz Guy: and you will get REALLY hairy legs
GothicChic84: you cant you aint got the power to
Ozz Guy: and be able to have dreds...
Ozz Guy: YES I DO!!
GothicChic84: oh really
Ozz Guy: EVERYONE HAS THE INNATE POWER TO!
GothicChic84: i dont think you can go around my protection spells
GothicChic84: if you have power to do it then tell me what i am
thinking
Ozz Guy: yes I can
Ozz Guy: You are thinking I don't have the power to tell what
you are thinking
GothicChic84: nope
Ozz Guy: And everyone knows "protection" only prevents
99% of accidental births...
Ozz Guy: YES!
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: YES!!
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: YES
GothicChic84: i am thinking of something
Ozz Guy: a new car
Ozz Guy: ahhh
Ozz Guy: i love that smell
GothicChic84: but i am about to leave
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: EW you have a sick mind!!!
GothicChic84: why do you say that??
Ozz Guy: I can tell what you are thinking
Ozz Guy: you are thinkng I must be one sexy guy
GothicChic84: no
GothicChic84: I AM LEAVING IN 5 MIN.
Ozz Guy: you are leaving in 5 minutes
Ozz Guy: look at that I predicted it
Ozz Guy: (I type slow)
GothicChic84: no u didnt
GothicChic84: you r one crazy mother ******
GothicChic84: but 4 real i gotta go
GothicChic84: add me to ur list and i will talk to u some other
time
Ozz Guy: you are crazy
Ozz Guy: you make rocks walk and stuff
Ozz Guy: and worship them
GothicChic84: i know i am
GothicChic84: yup
GothicChic84: bye
Ozz Guy: you can't make me add you
Ozz Guy: You can't control me!!
GothicChic84: PLEASE*looks at you with sad puppy eyes*
Ozz Guy: only if youmake my gf's cramps go away
GothicChic84: i may be able to
GothicChic84: and i will give them to u
Ozz Guy: COOOL
Ozz Guy: I want cramps!!!
Ozz Guy: DO IT!!!
GothicChic84: u crazy fool
GothicChic84: bye
Ozz Guy: hey, do it!!
Ozz Guy: don't go
Ozz Guy: I command you to stay!
GothicChic84: ok i will try
GothicChic84: i gotta go dude
Ozz Guy: do it do it
Ozz Guy: noooo
Ozz Guy: don't go
Ozz Guy: make me a worlock
GothicChic84: my mom is being a mjor *****
Ozz Guy: make her a frog
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: make her mouth stay shut
Ozz Guy: make her fly away
Ozz Guy: put her ina jar
Ozz Guy: or a rock ro somethign
GothicChic84: ask me again and i will **** with your mind
Ozz Guy: COOOOL
GothicChic84: i can binde her but i wont
Ozz Guy: Make me a WORLOCK now!
Ozz Guy: DO IT DO IT
Ozz Guy: I wanna see
GothicChic84:
NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Ozz Guy: YEEEES
Ozz Guy: PLEEEEASE
GothicChic84: BYE
Ozz Guy: is that a WICKER chant?
Ozz Guy: noooo
Ozz Guy: don't go
Ozz Guy: budha budha budha yamma yanni wannin
Ozz Guy: You know what THAT means!
GothicChic84: stupid i gotta go
Ozz Guy: It means you have to stay!
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: you are bound to
Ozz Guy: YES
Ozz Guy: you will be kicked out of the junior witch club if you
go
GothicChic84: no why do you want me to stay?
Ozz Guy: To talk
GothicChic84: i aint in a jounor witch club
Ozz Guy: mickey mouse club?
GothicChic84: cant you talk to your gf
Ozz Guy: they are all satanic anyway
Ozz Guy: she has cramps and that is icky
GothicChic84: ok what ever you say
GothicChic84: well all girls have cramps at some point in there
life
Ozz Guy: do you eat frog eyes?
GothicChic84: but i gotta go
Ozz Guy: even witches?
Ozz Guy: Do you get cramps?
GothicChic84: yes even withches
GothicChic84: yes
GothicChic84: BYE
Ozz Guy: Do you look like a freak?
Ozz Guy: or are you hot?
GothicChic84: when i want to
GothicChic84: yes i am hot
Ozz Guy: If I was a wicker person I would make myself look even
better than I do
GothicChic84: or so i have been told
GothicChic84: thats nice
Ozz Guy: that might take a while to figure out some part to make
better though
GothicChic84: ok
Ozz Guy: they told you that so you wouldn't turn them into a
rodent!
GothicChic84: i get the picture you are a coseded little ******
so can i go now?
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: Im not little
GothicChic84: ok BIG
Ozz Guy: I weigh 360 pounds
GothicChic84: now can i go
Ozz Guy: no
Ozz Guy: I bet you want one of my sexy jelly rolls
GothicChic84: well i am leaving any way
Ozz Guy: No
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy: If you go I will kick you out of my junior witch club
GothicChic84: i dont have jelly roles and i dont want them
Ozz Guy: o ok
GothicChic84: ok i am out of your club bye
Ozz Guy: have a picture?
GothicChic84: yea
Ozz Guy: can you send it?
GothicChic84: if i send it can i go?
Ozz Guy: yes
GothicChic84: ok
GothicChic84: brb
GothicChic84 wants to send file C:\Pic\Heather1.bmp:
here
GothicChic84: this will take a while
Ozz Guy: my gf's name is heather
GothicChic84: good for her
GothicChic84: and just becaus im sending this dont mean i wanna ****
you
Ozz Guy: well I don't want genital witch warts anyway...
GothicChic84: i dont have them
Ozz Guy: riiight
GothicChic84: shut up
GothicChic84: you are mean to me
GothicChic84: why r u mean to me?
Ozz Guy: well...
GothicChic84: well what
Ozz Guy: you said you won't make me a worlock!!
GothicChic84: I CANT MAKE YOU A GOD **** WORLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Ozz Guy: how did you meet your "master"?
GothicChic84: through my friend who is in the circle
Ozz Guy: "the circle"?
GothicChic84: my^
Ozz Guy: Do you go to stone henge and worship the rocks in the circle?
GothicChic84: NORTH EAST SOUTH AND WEST
GothicChic84: NO
GothicChic84: I ONLY WORSHIP GOD
Ozz Guy: have you ever been there?
Ozz Guy: Oh
GothicChic84: NO
Ozz Guy: does he like you making things fly?
GothicChic84: yea
GothicChic84:
Ozz Guy: ACK
Ozz Guy: Is taht a spell!?!?
Ozz Guy: do you throw things in church with your wickerish?
GothicChic84: no
Ozz Guy received c:\download\OZZ
GUY\Heather1.bmp.
GothicChic84: go look at it so i can go
Ozz Guy: EWWWW
Ozz Guy: what is THAT?!
Ozz Guy: want to see my picture?
GothicChic84: sure
Ozz Guy wants to directly connect.
GothicChic84's software can not handle your request.
GothicChic84: what is what
Ozz Guy wants to send file C:\My
Documents\Bubba.bmp.
Ozz Guy: thats...YOU?
GothicChic84: that was a year ago
Ozz Guy: ewww...
Ozz Guy: hope you have some STRONG magic to fix that...
GothicChic84: ok i aint ever talking to u again
Ozz Guy: y?
GothicChic84 received C:\My Documents\Bubba.bmp. 
Ozz Guy: you look like youre about 5
Ozz Guy: I had an encounter with a worlock...
Ozz Guy: thats what happened to me
GothicChic84: well thanks for telling me that
Ozz Guy: any time
Ozz Guy: you better get crackin on that magic...
Ozz Guy: you will need it..
Ozz Guy: bye
GothicChic84: i dont like you no more you r mean to me
Ozz Guy: oh well
Ozz Guy: tell Allah |
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